Murtuza Chittalwala

How long have you known Chittal? could you describe how you met him
 I have known him for a long time now. we studied together, we worked together and we had many adventures together. The fact that we had similar interests and stayed close by kept us bumping into each other all the time.
 
If U and Chittal were stranded on a deserted island, What do you think he would do and why
 He would state some flaws with the evolution theory and try to explain why we are the superior being in this world due to the religion we follow and would let me know that no matter whatever happens to us in this island and whether we survive or now we are destined to go to heaven.
 
Chittal says you look a bit like an orangutan, what do you say to that
  I would explain to him that he is not wrong. In fact the evolution theory states that we are descendent from the apes, and he too is descendent from an ape. He would have to believe what I say cause if he didn't than it would prove that we are not descendent form an ape and would have to admit that I don't look like an orangutan that would make him look like one.
 
If you had to describe him using one word, what would that be and why
 weirdo - I thought I was really a weird and complicated person, then I met him and realized how wrong I was. He is the most talkative person I know, but his shyness sometimes surprises me.

 
 
Could you describe the weirdest incident you had with him
 He was interested in a girl which later on I realized I knew too. He assumed I too was interested in her and said 'I can sacrifice that girl for our friendship'. That was the weirdest thing he told me and I really respect him for that.
 
Can you tell us something about his strange fetish or his secret desire
 He wants to study all the religious scriptures, attain all the spiritual knowledge and elevate himself to the state of nirvana above all the worldly pleasures. than me being his closest friend he would donate all his green bucks so I can bear his burden of sin.
 
What do you think despites him the most? and why
  Women. he thinks they are strange creatures who smile and attract you and do cute things but an you turn your back they grin showing their blood sucking teeth and strike with their long sharp claw nails on your back. They catch you unprepared, unaware, and strike where it hurts you the most, heading straight to your heart, and enjoy the show while you wriggle in front of them you are completely helpless and devoured.
 
Chittal thinks he is supreme being and has a magical powers, what do you think?
YA RITE!!!
 
Why do you think he calls himself dopecoder?
 he thinks he is a descent of the son of the Roman God of love called Zodius Maximux Platipus, so he calls himself Zodiux Platimus.
 
Who do you think is his love and why do you think so
  his first love is his family, his second money, oh yes green bucks. he wants to be the richest computer programmer in the world.
 
Could you tell us something about yourself
  :)
 
Do you think I should have asked something about him which I haven't? and could you reply to those too.
  if you had 50$ and you gave muffy 20$ how much would you have left? .... 50$, why the heck would I give muffy 20$!!!