Stephen was bored and pissed one day and wrote a poem to vent his voes

Piano Man Lyrics...
- by Stephen
 
 It's nine o'clock on a monday
 The regular workers shuffle in
 There's the QA man sitting near to me
 Still smelling like tonic and gin
 
 He says, "Steve, can you submit me a project?
 I'm not really sure what to do
 But I'm sad and you're sweet and I beat my meat
 When I head off to the loo."
 
 La la la, de de da
 La la, de de da da da
 
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 Approve us an app, you're the QA man
 Approve us an app tonight
 Well, we're not in the mood for a rejection
 And you've got us feelin' uptight.
 
 Now Troy in his room is a friend of mine
 He tells people I've humped a tree
 And he's quick with a joke or to give you a poke
 But there's someplace that he'd rather be
 He says, "Steve, I believe this is killing me."
 As the smile ran away from his face
 "well I'm sure that I could actually complete something
 If I could get out of this place"
 
 Oh, la la la, de de da
 La la, de de da da da
 
 Now Muffy is a C# programmer
 Who rides around on a bike
 And he's talkin' with Munish, nothin' rhymes with Munish,
 But those guys are really both alike.
 
 And Helen always talks politics
 As the support staff slowly become drones
 Yes, they're sharing a job they call crappiness
 But it's better than workin' alone
 
 Chorus
 
 It's an average crowd for a Monday
 And David gives me a smile
 'cause he knows that it's me, who'll get the trophy
 And I bet I will win by a mile.
 But the QA man smokes like a chimney
 And his breath still smells like a beer
 And he sits at his table, rejects apps when able
 And says, "What the f*ck am I doin' here? "
 
 Oh, la la la, de de da
 La la, de de da da da
 
 Chorus