Murtuza Shakir

How long have you known Shakir? could you describe how you met him
   This is interesting. He claims that we know each other since we were in kindergartner school. I could hack even than. I think I must have hacked Shakir's lunch box couple of times. But as far as my memory goes I know him since my last life. I was his evil twin. I tried to dethrone him but he was prepared and defeated me. This life I am back again, with vengeance, to claim rightfully what is mine.
 
If U and Shakir were stranded on a deserted island, What do you think he would do and why
   We would ARGUE. argue about designing standards, JAVA v/s .NET. why would men start loosing their creativity after marriage. Then i would ask him some quick tips about creating controls dynamically in C# while trying to create a smoke signal.
 
Shakir says you look a bit like an orangutan, what do you say to that
  I will only accept his statement if it is accompanied by proof. Meanwhile I will go through the Evolution theory, create a genealogy algorithm to trace his ancestors and prove that his ancestors evolved from orangutan.
 
You can either love him or hate him. What do you do and why
   Shakir is a good guy. I hate good guys.
 
If you had to describe him using one word, what would that be and why
  billgates - this is 2 words sorry. after working for Microsoft he is slowly evolving to become bill gates. I can already see his hairstyle coming out like him.
 
Could you describe the weirdest incident you had with him
  I can never forget this. We decided to go on a small trip to a place 400+ kms from where we stay on my motorbike. The route goes through some steep roads through mountains. His mom did not permit him to go. So we lied to her mom and told her we are going on a train. We had a great time but I will always feel guilty about lying to his mom. She is a very nice lady, I hope she has forgiven me.
 
Can you tell us something about his strange fetish or his secret desire
  He is a very secretive guy. He would never let others know what they are. But I believe that the more quieter you are the more deeper secret fantasy you have.
 
What do you think despites him the most? and why
  The fact that some of his other closer friends are single and he is married really despites him. He just cant stand me being single. If he could he would pick some girl throw at us and point a gun and make us marry.
 
Shakir thinks he is supreme being and has a magical powers, what do you think?
 Ya he sure has magical powers, when he sits on his computer he can do things. unfortunately I can put it all down by just pulling out one power plug. :)
 
Why do you think he calls himself dopecoder?
  what!!! he stole my name. maybe I should patent my nickname, however I am the original dopecoder.
 
Who do you think is his love and why do you think so
  He doesn't believe in love cause it has no logic. Anything that has no logic does not exists and is just a figment of imagination.
 
Could you tell us something about yourself
  hehehehehe.....lol....hehehehehe
 
Do you think I should have asked something about him which I haven't? and could you reply to those too.
  if God offers to give you a wish to enhance yourself what would you do? I would ask him to give me six fingers on each hand so I can type faster.